Halitosis

Nasty breath that could knock a buzzard of a shit wagon.

My Boss has chronic halitosis. It stinks like your washroom does when you take a massive dump and then get your first look at it. In his case it is incurable.

by Maxwell Smartie June 27, 2009

Halitosis Heat

The heat you feel in a large room with a lot of people talking.

It was warm in that craft fair. A lot of halitosis heat going on in there.

by Timmysixgun November 9, 2019

Halitosis

You know when you walk by the sewer and the most foul smell imaginable hits you? Now imagine someone's breath smelling like that. We call that halitosis, or otherwise known as yuckmouth. But have no fear! Halitosis can be cured by some good tooth paste and mouthwash.

When my aunt leaned in to talk to me, I nearly died because she has a terrible case of halitosis.

by SaltySusan May 4, 2021

halosis

if you play to much halo you can get halosis

i played halo all night and forgot to brush my teeth so i got halosis.

by mcpeepants4.5 May 4, 2008

halitosis

Disgusting breath that people always seem to have when they lean in really close and tell a secret.

"I was going to kiss him, but he had some nasty-smelling halitosis."

by Hannah August 13, 2003

halitosis

The benign form of bad breath preferable to phallitosis or breff.

Terry Smith, a very well respected Naval supply corps officer, was known for his halitosis, which was chronic, strong, and attracted buzzards and flies.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018