SaltySusan's definitions

Halitosis

You know when you walk by the sewer and the most foul smell imaginable hits you? Now imagine someone's breath smelling like that. We call that halitosis, or otherwise known as yuckmouth. But have no fear! Halitosis can be cured by some good tooth paste and mouthwash.

When my aunt leaned in to talk to me, I nearly died because she has a terrible case of halitosis.

by SaltySusan May 4, 2021

Butt Chocolate

Shit, poop, crap, etc. Smells nice, tastes even better.

"Hey I just made fresh butt chocolate. Got to the bathroom and take a look."

by SaltySusan September 8, 2020