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Hairicane 

When a guys facial hair grows in a swirl.
"man i really gotta shave this playoff beard, look at this hairicane i got going."

"tyson obvoiously hasnt shaved in so long, his hairicane is out of control."
Hairicane by Serahserahserah February 28, 2009

haircape 

Hair that extends over the back of the neck and/or shoulders and flows behind the head in an unattractive way. A mullet.
Check out the rockin' haircape on that guy!
haircape by CaptainTubesock July 6, 2008

hardscape 

The man made, non-growing features of an environment.
His job was to pressure wash all of the company's hardscape.
hardscape by bkm May 15, 2006
The area in and around the hair on a person's head.
That fly won't leave your hairspace.
Hairspace by Swerin June 1, 2018

hairacane 

Spontaneous appearance of significant clumps of hair from a beloved pet, often triggering unstoppable sneezing. Appears at the most inconvenient time, around the most tragically allergic person. Hilarious when pet owner was secretly hoping to avoid or get rid of someone annoying.
They arrived to sneer the decorations when my Irish Setter and my Maine Coon spun a category 5 hairacane. The dog and cat playing triggered allergies for the itty-bitty-condemnation-committee. They had to leave. I breathed a sigh of relief...and blew clump of hair off my chest as I did so.
hairacane by Jules.Sheehy January 26, 2020

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