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haircut

noun

(1) obnoxiously trendy scene kid with bangs that cover his or her eyes

(2) ob"scene" individual with ridiculously cut and teased hair

synonym: whitebelt
i guess Whiskey Bar is the new place to be; there were so many haircuts making out with whitebelts last Thursday it wasn't even worth the $1 wells.
by melissa and jordan April 18, 2006
mugGet the haircutmug.

haircut

A man with a well-coffed haircut that he uses primarily in his function as a salesman. He is always a republican but is just one firing away from the welfare lines. He is waiting for his parents to die so he can quit work and drink scotches for the rest of his life.
That dude John is a real haircut. He is just a handsome flunky that old broads think is darling.
by call it as it is January 18, 2005
mugGet the haircutmug.

haircut

A way for parents to fucking mutilate your head. For middle to lower class blue collar families, usually done so Bubba can get a nice buzzcut ot in my casr, top keep em "from gettin too emo on us...hahahaha!
I had my hair cut because it was "in my eyes, ive never heard such bullshit
mom:hey zack let's go to sportsclips to get your scalp raped i mean get a haircut!

me:how about you save me some time and cut my wrist now!
by zack the former emo June 4, 2007
mugGet the haircutmug.

haircut

a slang term meaning to pop off for a sly wank when friends and family think you are somewhere else.
"Where's John?"

"Oh, he's gone for a haircut!"

"Dirty wanker!"
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
mugGet the haircutmug.

haircut

A haircut is a receiving a completely different style or cutting off several inches of one's hair. This is different than the trimming of one's hair, which is by definition, trimming off the split ends.
Emily will be giving Joe a haircut when he loses their CPA exam bet.
by tcufrog08 August 15, 2008
mugGet the haircutmug.

the haircut

a homosexual woman's haircut, ie.. mullet
Ole girl has the haircut.
by j crench September 27, 2007
mugGet the the haircutmug.

Haircut

Gay activities in a bathroom behind Hooters
Don got a haircut last night after supper
by Don powell January 23, 2023
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