Marius von Hagen

marius von hagen my husband, hes intelligent, kind, rich, hes so hot, he can smack my ass like a drum. he hates people called ang, or angela

Wow! His name is Marius von Hagen! Hes so cool

by dilflover656565 August 4, 2021

haygen

Haygen (noun)
A person with the right combination of friendly, funny, happy, and a little bit of sarcasm. This is a person you would be friends with, email in class, and make inside jokes with. Haygen is also the kind of person who would be bothered by anyone who disturbs his peace in a work environment.

"Are you friends with Haygen?"
"Yeah! We email in class and crack our own inside jokes."
"Dude, where can I get a friend like that?"
"Sorry, I only know one Haygen."

by mythicalwaterbuffalo May 24, 2016

Hagen

A boy named Hagen is usually a really sweet boy. He may have his "player" moments, but there will be one girl that changes his mind forever. Hagen's are usually tall, blonde, handsome, and really sweet. If you ever find one, don't make him angry. Keep him forever.

Look there's a hagen!

by Kaylaabrysonnlollllll October 21, 2013

Haugen

A name for someone with a huuuuuge penis

Dude you’re a Haugen

by Haugendazz April 16, 2019

Dirty Haiden

Someone is a Dirty Haiden when he pulls down his pants at a nightclub and slaps his dick into a smoothie that a woman has been drinking then later goes to have sex in the trunk of a car after they have had sex they go into the store and piss inside of some peanut butter.

" hey do you wanna go have a dirty haiden?"

by Flashy17 YT May 1, 2020

Going for Häagen-Dazs

Receiving felatio

Honey, what do you say to going for Häagen-Dazs?

by Haagen Dazs aficionado September 7, 2011

HÄAGEN-DON'T

Not buying HÄAGEN-DAZS ice cream in Singapore because it's too expensive.

Yo that ice cream cake is balls expensive. HÄAGEN-DON'T that shit!

by iMac18078 January 22, 2009