Akai Haato

Akai Haato is the lost member of the famous VTuber Agency called Hololive

I miss Akai Haato

by shakoskos December 8, 2020

Trey Hagan

A Jhit from Florida who sells weed.

Thats some Trey Hagan Gang type stuff you know what I'm saying

by Goldn February 20, 2020

haaat

an adjective used to describe an attractive woman. A play on the word "hot" pronounced with a long "a" like in the words apple, bat, alto, etc. hold the "aaa" out long and change pitches from low to high

"Holy shit, have you seen Kelly Smith lately? She's been wearing mini skirts every day in English!"
"Oh, I've noticed. She's haaat! I'd tap that anyday."
"Same here dude. Nobody in our school is as haaat as she is."

by katienedsfilthyfilms May 19, 2010

Yasuhiro Hagakure

An underated Danganronpa character that low key looks like a sea urchin.

"Pfft, Yasuhiro Hagakure the Ultimate Clarivoyant?! More like the Ultimate Husbando >:3"

by Hi, I'm a Satanist uwu January 26, 2021

Hagaren

The commonly accepted abreviation for Hagane no Renkinjutsushi (Fullmetal Alchemist)
A popular Japanese anime following the adventure of two brothers, Edward and Alphonse Elric who commit the ultimate taboo of trying to revive their dead mother with alchemy. The transmutation fails, resulting in the loss of Ed's left leg and right arm, and Al's entire body. The two set out (Ed now equiped with prosthetic limbs and Al now merely a soul housed in a suit of armor)in search of the legendary Philosopher's Stone in the hopes of restoring their bodies to normal.

See also: Full Metal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist

The Hagaren fandom has spawned some of the best fan crack around; why, just look at Lightbulb!Envy. (see lightbulb)

by Firien May 13, 2005

hanatizer

Someone who obsessively uses Hand Sanitizer and can't get the words "hand sanitizer" out fast enough so they have to shorten it to "Hanatizer"

Shorter version of Hand Sanitizer

Something that you clean/sanitize your hands with

Brooke, the giraffe licked me at camp today, can I use your hanatizer, I used mine all up!?

Here Carmela, your hands are going to fall off if you keep obsessively using that stuff, they look yellow already! Your addicted to sanitizing your hands!

by Carmie68 July 10, 2010

The Sammy Hagar Paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar Paradox

A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox

Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 26, 2010