The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck

A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.

Oh shit, its The Thing!

What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?

Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.

I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.

by Benny Twadge May 24, 2009

halfway out of the closet

A phrase used to describe being bisexual and being out of the closet about it.

I don’t really get why it doesn’t seem to count quite as much or be as exciting when we come halfway out of the closet!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

Ain’t no such things as halfway crooks

Phrase from Mobb Deep’s “Shook One’s Pt. II” 1995, meaning that you are either a crook (thief) or you aren’t

What Mobb Deep is referring to as halfway crooks are rappers who act hard but really aren’t

“Scared to death and scared to look, they shook, ‘cause no ain’t no such things as halfway crooks”

by EminemONTOP June 8, 2022

Halfway Crook

Poser; Fake; Someone who tries to act hard and is really a BIG PUSSY

"scared to death, scared to look

they shook
'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks"

Shook Ones Pt. II Mobb Deep

Note: Eminem uses this verse in a rap battle against Papa Doc in 8 Mile

by Greyson91394 November 22, 2010

Halfway Ho

1.Woman who claims to be freaky or promiscuous, but in reality is quite tame and monogamous.

2.A tease or an overly flirtatious girl.

Friend 1:"Look at Janie all in his face, that girl is so slutty!"

Friend 2:"Oh, don't worry girl. That girl is just teasing-she's a halfway ho."

by jfaspire July 12, 2010

haway

Come On as in "Haway The Lads"

"Haway The Lads"
"Haway Mate"

by Hawkwind May 10, 2006

halfwayline

Another one of the Millwall hooligan mobs, so named because they stood at the halfway line section of the old Den ground, Millwall's home.

When Tottenham scored, the Halfwayline steamed into Spurs mob and gave them a battering.

by Jack Napier May 7, 2008