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hacking the mainframe

The result of bypassing the direct orthogonal tridimensional matrix. Not to be attempted by anyone less than Army-grade hacker certified. You need to go through at least 17 firewalls before you reach the matrix.
by gt-skip April 15, 2005
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hacking the lettuce

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.
by McInnes May 15, 2005
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Asshole Hacking

When you shove a keyboard up your asshole and start hacking the computer
Hey man I’m asshole hacking your computer right now
by ChickenBiscuits0 April 4, 2019
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hacking off

busting a nut, beating off, pounding off, jerking off, jacking off, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, rabbit in and out of the hole, driving over the bridge, firing off some white stuff, meatbag'in it, angering god, going blind, spraying the fire hose, milking the weasel, pleasuring yourself manually, touching yourself, taking a trip to England, forst'in the wheaties, abortion alternative, masturbation.
Dude, I was hacking off the other night and my mom walked in. So awk!!!
by coolcatgiantsfan August 14, 2010
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Hacking Darts

Smoking a cigarette of any kind whilst inhaling the smoke and exhaling it.
Robert was hacking darts with his friend Brad
by bigslut69 November 3, 2010
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Roof and Tunnel Hacking

At M.I.T., Roof and Tunnel Hacking is a pastime in which students break into restricted areas, most commonly the roofs and tunnels of the institute, in order to explore the hidden, often dis-used parts of the campus and to travel covertly between locations. It is never used to steal or damage things, only to explore.
I'm going roof and tunnel hacking tonight. Wanna come?
by Theodore T. Tool January 2, 2005
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hacking

Hacking is the gaining of access(wanted or unwanted) to a computer and viewing, copying, or creating data(leaving a trace) without the intention of destroying data or maliciously harming the computer.

This represents the Good Guys most of the time for they are the ones who search for these exploits to prevent crackers use a method called cracking(opposite of hacking).

Hacking and hackers are commonly mistaken to be the bad guys most of the time. Crackers are the ones who screw things over as far as creating virus, cracks, spyware, and destroying data.


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Cracker - Person who gains unauthorized access to a computer with the intention of causing damage.

Cracking - Method by which a person who gains unauthorized access to a computer with the intention of causing damage.

Hacker - Person who gains authorized/unauthorized access to a computer WITHOUT the intention of causing damage.

Spyware - A Program that was created by a person(most frequently a cracker) to watch the computer and it's actions and report the details to the origional maker.

Virus - A maliciously made program that is used to destroy data, or hurt the performance of the computer. Makes copies of itself and sends it to more people.
Subject A : A hacker killed my computer! All my reports are gone and it's due tomarrow!

Subject B : Dude, if you lost all your data, that's probably a cracker that broke into your comp.

Subject A : I'm white you numbskull.

Subject B : No, a cracker destroys your data. A hacker looks at your data.

Subject A : Does it look like I care?
by Ei0nN August 22, 2004
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