Hackathucked

(v). When everything falls apart during the last few hours of the hackathon.

"We were on pace to hit all of the targets until we were well and truly hackathucked."

by Muttonchops June 1, 2017

jackathon

A long period of male masturbation generally watching porno films. Sometimes the man will squirt his load on a models picture.

Today I think I will have a Jackathon as I have a big load to shot on her face.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

wackathon

A very long masturbation session, usually with more than one participant.

Those frat boys had one hell of a wackathon. The winner was Biff Henderson, who also won this year's wackoff.

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

Jackathon

When you masturbate so much with a smart watch on and it says you ran a marathon.

“I jacked off so much during Dick destroying December my watch says I ran a marathon. A real jackathon was completed.”

by MaBrain September 14, 2018

heckathorne

A Heckathorne is someone who is epic, cool, and overall awesome. They get made fun of for their last name a lot but overall are hotter than Noah Beck and could beat Usain bold in a race.

“Have you seen Caleb Heckathorne? He is so hot I want to have consensual intercourse with him.”

by JohnCho’sballsack November 19, 2020

Hanksathon

A weekend of watching Tom Hanks films

"I'm staying in all weekend for a 48 hour back to back Hanksathon"

by Anon November 11, 2003

Jackathon

Where you see how much you can jack off in one day before you can't get an erection anymore.

Hey Ryan wanna do a jackathon?
Me: Fuck yea, I'll be sure to stay stiff the whole time

by ItsMaybeEthernet March 27, 2015