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Meet Me In Havana Casserole

Any casserole that is bound to give you explosive diarrhea - a Havana Omelet.
"Meet Me In Havana Casserole" Originally named after a deer camp meal made from a head of purple cabbage - chopped, six jalapenos sliced, one pound of chorizo, and one diced yellow onion. All of the ingredients are mixed together covered and baked for one hour at 350 degrees.

On a scale of one to five toilet paper rolls this rates a six with a box of hygienic wipes mandatory the next morning!
by Tray in Corpus November 4, 2012
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Habanero

Classified into a group called C. Chinese, Habaneros are among the hottest peppers in the world. The Red Savina Habanero holds the record at 577,000 Scoville Units.
One nibble off an Orange Habanero will turn your mouth into a living inferno.
by Master Tonberry February 24, 2005
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Havana

Beautiful, amazing and interesting female, Havana's are quite rare and are a good thing to look out for, because they will brighten up your day and make you extremely happy. If you ever happen to meet a Havana do not cross she will extremely happy to show her anger or annoyance.
Omg there's a Havana she's gorgeous and nice.
or
Omg isn't that the Havana you pissed off? better be careful.
by chikkypow October 10, 2010
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Habadassery

Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.

Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.

It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?

REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.

Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?

REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.
by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010
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Hababa Moment

A hababa moment describes the moment when all the laws of the universe crumble into pieces. The unexpected and all types of debauchery occur. Coined by the all-knowing, all-mighty Jandalf
What the fuck just happened!?? What a hababa moment.
by Jandalf September 18, 2021
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Habalazoo!

An exclamatory word with a variety of applications. Used to show much excitement relating to anything. (Similar to “yay!”)
Hoo hoo hoo! How's your day going friend?
-Its going quite well!
That's wonderful, friend! Habalazoo!
by Plumbino February 25, 2022
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Habalazoo!

An exclamatory word with a multitude of applications. Used in a celebratory manner.
Hoo hoo hoo! How's your day going friend?
-Its going swimmingly! I went to Laos!
That's wonderful, friend! Habalazoo!
by Plumbino February 25, 2022
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