dazs your haagen 

a code word for masturbation. one of many slangs for the word.

-did you dazs your haagen last night?

-yup i beat the meat

-you choked the chicken?

-i sure spanked that monkey

..etc, etc, etc

dazs your haagen by Myspace Joe September 7, 2008

Häagen-Dazsed 

When you marry a skinny girl and she chunks up after the wedding.

Dang have you seen John's wife in Instagram? A man got straight up Häagen-Dazsed!

Häagen-Dazsed by Volt220 August 26, 2019

Haagendaz

Originated in Springfield, Virginia. A way to say hello, or can also be said when extremely happy. You can also use this term when you feel the need to be completely random, or when you want to tell someone to chill out.

Example One:
A: "What's good, sahn?"
B: "Haaagendazzzzz!"

Example Two:
A: "You made the shot!"
B: "Haaagendazzzzz!"

Example Three:
A: "Hello class, today we will be learning abou-"
B: "Haaagendazzzz!!!"

Example Four:
A: "Man, I'm so blown! :["
B: "Haagendaz yo. Haagendaz."

Haagendaz by TheHaagendazMan November 4, 2009