Hakan

He likes to take out protection plans on my anus because it covers rips and tears.

Hakan ripped up my anus, good thing im protected.

Hakan by Flasp666 February 18, 2020

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A move in basketball that requires one to juggle the ball using ones anus while maintaining a constant circular motion on one foot.

OMG Peter Butt just did a Hakan

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a bad boyfriend who breaks up with you without reason and ghosts you after you did nothing

Hakan is the worst

Hakan by Jewellll October 25, 2019

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Hakan means to be incredibly whipped to the extent where and it becomes enjoyable

I'm hakan and I am whipped I love it, especially from my mother in law

Hakan by Hakanwhipped January 12, 2021

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HE IS THE GOAT. Lord Hakan birthed his parents, when Lord Hakan's parents are scared they go sleep in his bed.

Person 1 "Who is the best person in the universe?"
Intelligent person "Hakan obviously."

Hakan by anonymous April 2, 2023

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mwah hakan

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The greatest living Turkish soccer player. Known as the Bull of the Bosphorus, he plays for Galatasaray of Istanbul.

Hakan Sukur by gs December 31, 2004

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