Nearsighted Gynecologist- being extremely close than usual to a womans genitals.
Well, I hope you clean your booty really good, because I would hate to be your gynecologist.
Well, I hope you clean your booty really good, because I would hate to be your gynecologist.
by Phoneix86 May 6, 2018
Get the Nearsighted Gynecologist mug.A OB/Gyn doctor that is old enough to be your grandpa. Many women prefer this type especially if there are no female gynecologist available because they don't feel as embarrassed when he examines them. Most women do not want a good looking young OB/Gyn because they are already so self conscious about lying on the exam table with their feet in the stirrups. Grandpa will also do annual breast exams.
I was so embarrassed when the handsome, young gynecologist entered the exam room. I was hoping for a Grandpa Gynecologist.
by kaneki October 1, 2009
Get the Grandpa Gynecologist mug.The man in prison who has to sow you up everytime you get raped, either in the ass or by means of prison pussy. This occupation is not desired , but is needed.
Frank had to go see the prison gynecologist after his inmates de-virginized him by making a prison pussy on him.
by buddha April 7, 2004
Get the prison gynecologist mug.A between the legs plumber. Applies to anyone who interested shaking, fondling, or caressing your another person's goods as a profession or hobby.
The stripper gave me lap dance last night was a mastered grynocologist.
"It's not herpies. I just saw my grynocologist."
"It's not herpies. I just saw my grynocologist."
by Kyleolsenwalsh September 6, 2014
Get the Grynocologist mug.The act of thoroughly covering your index and middle finger in a substantial amount of icy hot and promptly inserting them into a woman's vagina with a medically proactive and pleasureable intent.
Ex 1) I will gynecologize your mom before the night is over.
Ex 2) "Hey tina, why so blue?"
"Oh, i dont know, its just ever since I broke up with my boyfriend nobody has been around to gynecologize me lately :("
"Thats a shame. Hey, come to think of it, i have 2 fingers, a penis, and a tub of icy hot at my house!"
"MARRY ME MUTHA FUCKA"
";)"
Ex 2) "Hey tina, why so blue?"
"Oh, i dont know, its just ever since I broke up with my boyfriend nobody has been around to gynecologize me lately :("
"Thats a shame. Hey, come to think of it, i have 2 fingers, a penis, and a tub of icy hot at my house!"
"MARRY ME MUTHA FUCKA"
";)"
by Token and Chef August 28, 2011
Get the Gynecologize mug.A minge inspector.
oh that poor gynocologist, he has the same problem as the pizza delivery man; they can both smell it but they can't eat it.
by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009
Get the gynocologist mug.Meg: It's time for my yearly pap smear.
Sara: That's good. What do you think she'll give you for your yeast infection?
Meg: Oh, I don't see a gynecologist, I see a GUYnecologist. I guess at some point during medical school he decided he wanted to have his face in cooch all day.
Sara: That's good. What do you think she'll give you for your yeast infection?
Meg: Oh, I don't see a gynecologist, I see a GUYnecologist. I guess at some point during medical school he decided he wanted to have his face in cooch all day.
by FallythePally June 20, 2010
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