The situation that one Jonah Richard Giltz gets himself into after masturbating to completion while thinking about Tori’s Biloba. Immediately after slinging the monochromatic mustard shot, he then becomes the Lucky Pierre for three different groups of men, ingesting semen until his stomach expands with undulating desire and his anus puckers. The resulting space within his asshole then becomes the Wumple Gimlet, ready to receive the final loads, holding them until they ferment into an almost sludge-like, yet still malleable putty. Removing the contents of the Wumple Gimlet, and placing it in Jonah’s mouth is called The Roswell Pettybone Flower.
“Hey James, why isn’t Jonah home from work yet? It’s already 1am!”
“Dont you remember? He’s getting paid to do a Wumple Gimlet for those twinks in the East Village”
“Oh, right, how could I forget!?”
“Tonight is the 2-for-1, Man Skin Boot and the Wumple Gimlet for $29.03”
“What a bargain! Let’s kiss!”
“Okay! I enjoy your private parts, Dane”
“You’re so sweet, would you like to have a Dead Baby Popsicle with me? It’s from the batch of ‘09; perfectly preserved.”
“Hell yes! The parents are STILL looking for that mongoloid!”
“Dont you remember? He’s getting paid to do a Wumple Gimlet for those twinks in the East Village”
“Oh, right, how could I forget!?”
“Tonight is the 2-for-1, Man Skin Boot and the Wumple Gimlet for $29.03”
“What a bargain! Let’s kiss!”
“Okay! I enjoy your private parts, Dane”
“You’re so sweet, would you like to have a Dead Baby Popsicle with me? It’s from the batch of ‘09; perfectly preserved.”
“Hell yes! The parents are STILL looking for that mongoloid!”
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behavior that not only violates contextual standards of decorum, but does so in a manner that is absurd and frequently hilarious (at least to observers); derived from the phrase GYM ETIQUETTE, ethical or socially appropriate conduct, procedure, or decorum in the gym or exercise setting. Alternate spellings: gymetiquette, gemetiquet, gemetiket, jemetiquet, jemetiquette, j’metiquet, j’metiquette.
1. When the egomaniacal bodybuilder who never re-racks the weights correctly is caught fondling his girlfriend’s thong while they admire some nuance of their musculature in the gym mirrors as if no one else is in the room, another lifter might utter "That's not good gymetiquette." 2. When taking the cute boy who works at the bank out for a first date, if you order mountain oysters from the menu, he might suggest that "Calf fries on a first date are NOT good j'metiquette" before deleting your number from his cell phone. 3. If a person sits in the front row of an LSAT wearing nothing over his nether bits but a loose-fitting pair of cut-offs, the proctor might scribble "Gymetiquette fail" on the top of his exam. 4. When settling in for a friendly game of poker, if one of the players insists on licking every card, the other players might mutter, "that ain't proper gymetiquette," before throwing pork rinds at the card-licker.
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You can't seriously be using 6 sets of dumbbells at the same time, you need to read gymlations 5:20.
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