gramporn

Porn featuring the elderly

Yo mama so old she gets paid to do gramporn.

by Beau Guthrie June 22, 2008

gwamped

Gwamped means “get fucked” but instead its “get gwamped” or dumped.

“dude i just failed a test”
“haha get gwamped”

by gwammpy March 6, 2021

Gwamp

Also known as Gorp, a gwamp is and underwater fart, but with a touch of actual shit. This would be better defined as an underwater shart.

Le Fawnduh: "Damn Homie, dis biotch just did a gwamp in da pool!

by Jarrood May 13, 2005

glampon

A pimped up tampon sporting various colors and designs to sex up the marketing of feminine products to the capitalist consumer.

Before Kotex gave birth to the glampon, fashionistas were forced to wear institutional white tampons like ordinary people.

by viciousladybug August 25, 2011

Grampod

n. A pre-ipod MP3 player or one with a design typical of such. Will generally have one or more of the following attributes; discman-style push-buttons, a clunky, cumbersome appearance and relatively small storage space.

A portmanteau of 'grampa' and 'ipod'.

Screw all this sleek, trendy crap, I'm happy with my grampod.

by Gumpher May 21, 2010

Gwamp

Memorable, nostalgic, everlasting, old, historic.

Remember the Gwamp days.

by E.D Gracity June 20, 2020

Squamp Gwamp

When you consume so much alcohol that you cant get your dick up

Cure: Text "Jordan" to Finish

Dan: "Hey Kyle, did you fuck her last night?"
Kyle: *sighs* "nahhh, I had squamp gwamp"

by coolblackkid July 17, 2010