Gutereisser

A German method of transport similar to an electric scooter. Very quick and popular amongst lads, but quite dangerous so not recommended for the motorway. Remember kids, dont stein and drive. Banter

Get on your Gutereisser and go

by Saskia Blackburn November 16, 2014

gutteeeed

The act of being left ashamed and slightly upset due to embarrassing circumstances. Used by Glasgow neds.

Jimmy got pure dumped by 'is bird last night. He wis pure gutteeeed!

by Meesh May 13, 2005

guhreese

a twat face rat that eats a lot of chilly and passes gas without regards to their surroundings

What the fuck Guhreese we're in an elevator!

by chris huer November 24, 2006

gureet

gureet : a messed up dog
usually was born that way

damn that dog looks like it came from gureet

by the truth by dr.garry May 3, 2018

Gumtree plumber

A plumber that advertises on Gumtree, looking to scrape clients from the bottom of the barrel . Due to low overheads, (usually still lives at home with mum & dad) can beat any price by reputable plumbing businesses. Installs all types of plumbing fixtures always asks for cash and never puts in any tickets.
Usually has the words Cheap, Affordable or discount in the business name.

Hey George did you get that quote to install the toilet from yesterday?
No mate owners wanted a Gumtree plumber, bloke did it for $49, but they’ll keep our number and call us in a few months to come by and repair it.

by Shano Dunco December 13, 2018

Gurreet

Sex good life good

He is such a gurreet ;)

by Lulla2000 October 28, 2019

Gumtree

What grows inside you when you swallow gum

Example 1:
Man 1: Raaa I just swallowed some gum
Man 2: fam, manna is gonna get a gumtree
Man 1: scruthers?
Man 2: still

Officer: Sir, please don't spit out your chewing gum
Roadman: or what blad? allow man getting a gumtree
Officer: Sir, will I need to hand you a caution?
Roadman: Bun your caution, man aint no lyax (spits and books)

by Banjo Wilfred von Pullmeist June 30, 2023