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Guttenberg

1. verb - To ejaculate in a massive and elaborate manner. Usually associated with ejaculating as the result of hearing really good news, or seeing something incredibly awe inspiring. Named after the movie star Steve Guttenberg for no apparent reason.
Oh man, I just Guttenberged and now there's Steve all over the place.
by The Squiv April 19, 2008
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Gothenburg/Göteborg

Gothenburg is Swedens inofficial capital and is home to some of the greatest perople in the world and a really great theme park called Liseberg.

Gothenburg is a port city or harbor city if im using that word correct.

Gothenburg is a great city but is also kinda shit atleast if youre driving there with a car. Its really hard to find a parking spot.
Ska vi ta käk i göteborg
Should we go to Gothenburg/Göteborg
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Johannes Gutenberg

Inventor of the Gutenberg press. Printing has an illustrious history starting when Gutenberg built the first printing press in 1436.
Johannes Gutenberg, a goldsmith and businessman from the mining town of Mainz in southern Germany, borrowed money to develop a technology that changing the world of communication.
by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005
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Gutenberg

Someone who prefers to print out text to be read rather than read it on-screen.
"Let me print this out so I can read it".
"Don't be such a Gutenberg"
by UDQuake January 18, 2009
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Guttenberg

super populated (12,000) shithole in Hudson County, NJ that is 3x8 blocks consisting of central american illegals and 5th generation white trash drunks.. Acts as a North Bergen write off (aka bitch town) to make sure West New York scumbags don't end up wyling in the nice part of north bergen... the greaseball ginny mayor della donna got convicted on corruption charges and is serving a long sentence in some federal pound me in the ass prison.

The local economy revolves around Father and Son Pizza and Bennys Deli/Liquors.. A nightly occurence is the GPD alerting WNYPD to a 'situation' Which pretty much means some West New York assholes are on the prowl and they cant respond until QuikChek serves their sandwich
66th WNY homie 1 : Damn nigga, its 1:47am.. Run to bennys in guttenberg and grab a dutch..

66th WNY homie 2 : yoooo, i'm smoking you out... the least you can do is get the dutch you bum ass nigga..

66th WNY homie 1: word you right.. spot me a dollar?
by calzonekid May 17, 2009
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Guttenbergs

Really short, cut-off, jean shorts worn by men. Basically, a male version of Daisy Dukes. Popular in the 80s and 90s.

They get their name from Steve Guttenberg's shorts at the beginning of 'Police Academy'.
"Dude, the bottom of your pockets are hanging out of legs of your guttenbergs."
by Eli! August 8, 2006
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gutenburg press

When a guy writes his name backwards on his fully erect penis, winds up, and slaps it accross any surface of the females body leaving his name contact printed on her.
"Dude, bro!!! I was with Jackie last night! We were both hammered! I saw a marker on her night stand and gave her the ole' Gutenburg Press!!!
by Givitoer September 6, 2015
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