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Assembling the Gustav

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
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'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

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"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019
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Gustavo

A guy who could get as many girls as he wanted if he just gave them a chance. With his hot body and passion for living Gustavo is admired by all. Gustavo is funny and entertaining, a true friend for life. Extremely charming and a total beast in bed.
Girl 1: OMG I can’t get Gustavo off of my head

Girl 2: I had such a good time hanging out with Gustavo Today
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gustav shafer

Drummer of german-pop band, Tokio Hotel. The more quiet one of the group, but nonetheless appreciated. Born on September 8, 1988. This talented drummer has been playing drums since he was 5 years old. Nickname: Gusti.
Girl 1: Who's that cute drummer from Tokio Hotel?

Girl 2: Oh! That's Gustav Shafer!

Girl 3: Aww, I love Gusti! :
by mckayla April 7, 2008
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Gustavo

The hottest guy ever, he is a very nice guy but in the bed he will destroy you.

He will love girls that have a name like monik,monique and monica
Girl1 who is that guy he is so hot
Girl2 he has to be a Gustavo
by Diego 42084 February 16, 2018
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Gustav Schafer

The drummer of Tokio Hotel. If he was not a drummer he would be a stripping fireman ; )
jenna: did you go to Georg's strip club last night?

Heidi: HELL YA! The dancing twins,,Bill and Tom were great!
But the best part was Gustav schafer in his sexy fireman outfit!!!

Jenna: Nice!
by Crazy-and-punk. December 25, 2008
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Gustavo

Gustavo is the hottest man alive, is built like Greek god, and loves to get high.
Wow.. did you see Gustavo? His body is amazing!
by Sillygooseswaggernoodles January 4, 2021
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Gustavo

The guy that all girls will be wet for.
He is the ultimate pussy destroyer no one can resist Gustavo. His dick is so big KSI will be impressed and Wisam will cry.
His dick is so delicious god I want a Gustavo
by imedmuxi May 31, 2020
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