Garfing

When you nut and puke at the same time

Oh my god that highlighter is so pigmented I'm garfing

by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 11, 2016

gurning

The muscle tension in the face that usually ends up with the jaw and tongue rolling and teeth grinding as a result of amphetamines.

Argh, I'm gurning! My jaw's gonna hurt in the morning!

by Nekromekanik May 24, 2005

gunfingers

When something is 'grimey blad' you show your gunfingers and raise them in a vertical motion

when a grimey tune drops in a club
gunfingers to the ceiling

2sg

by Bruce September 16, 2003

Gumfing

Inserting gumballs into the anus.

The ol lady and I tried gumfing last night. She blew bubbles every time she farted

by Cockfat December 24, 2017

gurning

The uncontrollable mouth movement caused by certain drugs. without the aid of chewing gum can result in serious interior mouth damage.

mate these pills are banging, got some proper gurning going on

by rooney425 June 29, 2008

gurming

What a star-struck person will do as they discover they're in the same room with a celebrity, whether they've actually a fan or not.

As soon as Kathy Lee Gifford entered the room, my boyfriend forgot who I was and gurmed all over her, even though he didn't know who she was until I pointed her out.

by UrbnDog October 4, 2004

gunfingering

a technique used to manually stimulate the female genitalia in which the index and middle finger are inserted into the vaginal canal and accelerating at a steady pace while the thumb is used to galvanize the clitoris. This method works best if the individual not receiving the maneuver imitates the sound that a gun makes while firing. Don't forget to cock the gun before you pull the trigger ;).

mohammed: yo, i was gunfingering some hoe this weekend behind k-mart

claude: did she cum?

mohammed: yeah I cocked it tight.

by alicetits June 25, 2012