Sneak-Gumming

The act of getting chewing gum from your pocket, bag, place of storage, when surrounded by a large (or if you're greedy, a varitably small amount) of people, as so that the surrounding people do not notice you have gum, and hence will not request gum from you, depleting your store that was meant for the next week and a half.

Guy 1: "I see you have a fair amount of Gum there, Guy 2."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I've been Sneak-Gumming all week! Them vultures don't got nothin' on me!"
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Man: "*Chew*"
Everyone: "GOT GUM?! GIMMEGIMME."
Man: "Damnit I've never been very good at Sneak-Gumming".

by Jamieleets April 6, 2010

Forrest Gumping

One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.

One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!

by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017

gumming

Putting drugs between your gums and your mouth walls for a slow dispersion of the drug.

I got a two 50s, might try gumming them tonight.

by GrinchThatStoleTheElection January 21, 2017

Nut Gumming

when an eldererly lady or gentlemen or any dentally challenged individual removes false teeth and deepthroats the males member and bites down on the testicles with the gums, chomping and keeping pressure on the testicles.

i went to your grandma's last night and she gave me a right proper nut gumming.

by bigcrazy May 23, 2012

Dis-Fucking-Gusting

Dis-Fucking-Gusting is used when the good 'ol standard disgusting just won't do in conveying your utter disgust.

Dude: Damn, Nick's burps are Dis-Fucking-Gusting!!!!
Trick: I concur.

Nick: Heather is Dis-Fucking-Gusting!!!!!
Matt: I rather enjoy her...

by RaiderRob December 20, 2010

Gusting

When your are about to go down on your fine lady friend, but first you nee to check if she has washed so you put your face only a small distance away from the vagina under scrutiny and you use your left hand to gentle waft the air towards your nose while taking a stealthy inhale to check the pungency.

Nan!? NAN!? Are you trying to gust me!? Ridiculous! You better know I wash bitch! - or - I've caught you gusting me you saggy little shit!

by Jesusthebickeringfuck November 30, 2018

Gumfing

Inserting gumballs into the anus.

The ol lady and I tried gumfing last night. She blew bubbles every time she farted

by Cockfat December 24, 2017