Jason: told you "thomas dont dye your hair red it gon turn out sillier than a goose with a cracker in its beak" but you didnt listen and now you look like a damn gumpy!
by tommyneedsfriends January 21, 2022

1. adj; combination of lurpy and derpy
2. Forrest Gumpy, ie, retarded, stupid, or otherwise downsy
3. creeperish, stalkery, appearing drunken, or loopy in the brain
2. Forrest Gumpy, ie, retarded, stupid, or otherwise downsy
3. creeperish, stalkery, appearing drunken, or loopy in the brain
lookit lurpy john, lurpin his lurpy ass over here.. shit he's beyond lurpy, that fucker's straight gumpy!
by The Wumpus January 18, 2013

by hotcoffee89 October 27, 2008

a person that is uncoordinated
by GumpyMan04 June 1, 2006

wow that gumpy is a total loser
by beccah the jew August 25, 2007

by larry January 18, 2004
