Gumped 

To be shot in the ass.
Derived from the movie Forrest Gump.
Where Forrest gets shot in the ass.

When we was playing paint ball.
I gumped his ass.

Gumped by Spanky Dole June 24, 2008

gumped 

to horribly mess up a situation through blatant idiocy

HAHAHA, you gumped the hell out that man.

gumped by The Dirty Hebrew July 5, 2003

Gumped 

Adjective: to outrun, or continuously run farther, faster or longer than anybody else.

(In refrence to Forest Gump)

"Antonio gumped right by Abelina this morning during morning jog even after giving her a 1/4 mile head start."

Gumped by AB43AZ April 24, 2017

Gumped 

When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt

Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night

Gumped by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021

gumped 

Same as smacked/sloshed/hammered - Under the influence or alcohol or drugs

I was soooo gumped last night

gumped by Sweetbabyren March 7, 2022

Gumped 

Essentially being friendzoned, based off Forrest Gump’s relationship with Jenny.

Friend 1: Hey man what’s up with John?
Friend 2: He got Gumped real hard dude.

Gumped by Cornholio3 May 13, 2022

Gumped 

An intense or abrupt ending to a relationship that in turn causes a person to run until they can’t run anymore

“Have you seen Tyler? How’s he doing?”

“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”

Gumped by ObliteratedOrangutan September 14, 2025