gummint

the government as most people pronounce it here in the uess of aye.

dubyu promised less taxes and less gummint.

by Yoova September 17, 2006

Gumpins

When you follow a llama and sniff their buttholes while they eat.. A Plainfield tapers term..

WOWZERS… That guy is really doing a gumpins on that llama right now..

by Plainfield taper February 1, 2023

Gumpin' It.

Going where your heart leads you without fully knowing how you are affecting the world around you.

I don't really have a plan, I just do what I feel I need to do next...I'm just Gumpin' It.

by Good Contractor May 15, 2020

Sneak-Gumming

The act of getting chewing gum from your pocket, bag, place of storage, when surrounded by a large (or if you're greedy, a varitably small amount) of people, as so that the surrounding people do not notice you have gum, and hence will not request gum from you, depleting your store that was meant for the next week and a half.

Guy 1: "I see you have a fair amount of Gum there, Guy 2."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I've been Sneak-Gumming all week! Them vultures don't got nothin' on me!"
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Man: "*Chew*"
Everyone: "GOT GUM?! GIMMEGIMME."
Man: "Damnit I've never been very good at Sneak-Gumming".

by Jamieleets April 6, 2010

Forrest Gumping

One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.

One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!

by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017

gumming

Putting drugs between your gums and your mouth walls for a slow dispersion of the drug.

I got a two 50s, might try gumming them tonight.

by GrinchThatStoleTheElection January 21, 2017

Gumpin' it

when you fuck someone whos not quite retarted but almost there.

"i was Gumpin' it last night with that chick in the freezer room in the back bro"

by gumper November 22, 2021