Gumball

The sexual act of dipping your balls in hot wax, letting it harden on your balls and then presenting it to a female.

Rachell: Mike gave me a gumball yesterday, it was so good. It was just like a real one except once you get past the harder outer layer, instead of finding gum. You find balls mmm

by mikeymikester July 8, 2010

gumball

Grossly Overweight Black female

ME: Look at her
YOU: GOD damn thats a gumball

by Mikey129 August 2, 2004

gumball

1. The leader of a posse dedicated to stealing the coveted "pope mimond".
2. The creator of a revered series of comics detailing the adventures of a posse consumed with the theft of the coveted "pope mimond".
3. The CEO of Gumball Inc, a business that is dedicated to the ganking of the coveted "pope mimond".

Hey, it's gumball!

Yup, it's me. Gumball.

by booshmaster April 25, 2003

Gumball

The sexual act of defecating into the partners hand and having them roll the fecal matter into a ball only to be flattened during sexual intercourse in between the two (or more) naked bodies

This sexual act known as the "gumball" actually increases pleasure for some people and sometimes the fecal matter is used as lube

by Lothatex August 22, 2011

Gumball

The act of dipping a single testicle into the mouth of an unsuspecting victim who has fallen asleep with their mouth open

my man was passed on my couch at this party, so I naturally had to give him a good Gumball

by Herweezy June 5, 2018

Gumball

They lose their flavor quickly and cost 25 cents. Usually referencing a person who is known for being frugal and wearing out their welcome.

Nick: “Dude, Brett showed up to the party last night. He ate all the pizza and didn’t bring anything. We couldn’t wait for him to leave.”
Tom: “Brett is such a gumball.”

by NotAGumball October 25, 2020

Gumball

Another term to describe an individual who is remarkably dumb or “stoopid” otherwise known as “smooth brain” as the surface of a gumball resembles.

You a fuckin gumball bruh

by BobShwankidank February 3, 2022