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Guinevere 

Guinevere is a beautiful, fun, smart, and kind girl. She is probably one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet! Her dirty hilarious jokes will make you cry from laughing so hard. When she is not joking around, she is very focused on sports and her friends. Maybe you just met her that day, or maybe you’ve known her forever, she will always bring a smile to your face. Her beauty is like no other. She is pretty inside and out. She light up a room when she walks into it. But, she never wants to feel like the prettiest one. She embraces her beauty with everyone. You’ll be lucky to meet a Guinevere, because when you do she will be the kindest person you know.
“Guinevere is so pretty!”
I know right! She is also so athletic and kind”
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the baddest bitch you will ever meet no matter what those other bitchess say
Damn that girl doesn't give a fuck a total Guinevere
guinevere by Mikey20202 February 17, 2017

Guenevere 

To put it simply, if you know a Guenevere you are one of the lucky few. An uncommon name, Gueneveres tend to be the type to have a very vibrant and loving personality, and the one to hold everyone together. They have a tendency to put everyone else's happiness above their own, and to strive to make every day the brightest and best it can be. Very productive people, they know what they want in a relationship and aren't one to ignore signs, no matter how small, as well as knowing what they want in life. They never stop working towards their goals, no matter how large, and almost always achieve them, as they are very driven and hard-working committed people. Gueneveres are also very perceptive people. They will pick up on the smallest things and go to extreme lengths for their family, friends, and lovers. They can be very funny and outgoing, but if you really get to know one it will take a while for them to fully open up to you and show you their sensitive and vulnerable side. Usually in a large group of friends, they will only open up for a select few. Once they open up to you, however, you will know that to you you've got a friend/lover for life. Gueneveres are very valuable people to have in your life, so if you manage to find one... never let them go.
Kai: "Have you met Guenevere yet?"

Willow: "Yeah! She's amazing, I'm so glad I know her!"
Guenevere by KaiBoi_Senpai November 16, 2020

Guinevere 

Is a very cool and polite person, but don't get on their bad side. They won't spread rumors and usually eats a crap ton of food-mostly during lunch- every day! No matter how much they eat, they still be a skinny piece of shit. They hate being rude but when they are, ya better watch yo back. She is usually bi or lesbian, and she likes the girls with more personality. She herself has an amazing personality, and is very delighted to meet long lost relatives and friends. She is very interested in photography and also a comical sense of humor. Be her friend or acquaintance, but almost never her enemy. She may get mad, but holds a gruge for as long as someone remembers it. She hates herself and wants to change herself, but somehow even her parents still love her. She thinks every day on how to improve the life of others, never once thinking about herself except for when she gets embarrassed and thinks how she can not be seen again by those specific people she was embarrassed in front of.
Tommy: Hey did you hear about Guinevere? How is she?
Dominic: I don't know, she was in a pretty bad accident. She can't remember anything, but she is still her awesome self, even though she is a little more suicidle than before.
Tommy: Sorry Dom, I know she meant a lot to you.
Guinevere by Guinpogostick February 26, 2017

Guinevere 

A woman who will sleep with your best friend then ride off with him out of the country.

See slut.
Launcelot- Wan't to leave your husband and ride off to France?

Guinevere- Sure!
Guinevere by God981 January 18, 2010

Guinevere 

A person who will stand up for you,and keep your secrets. She will also be one of the most trustworthy people.
Guinevere;A person who will stand up for you,and keep your secrets. She will also be one of the most trustworthy people. She is also a character from Camelot who ran away with Lancelot.
Guinevere by Queen Guinevere February 8, 2019

Guinevere 

A girl who, while she is a lovely person, is constantly cockblocking people, typically without realizing it. (Can simply be referred to as "Gwen." Male cockblockers are referred to as "Agravaine" or "Uther.")
Merlin Fan #1: I swear Merlin and Arthur were about to kiss in that last scene, but then Gwen walked in and ruined the moment.
Merlin Fan #2: Dammit Guinevere, you're such a cockblocker!
Guinevere by Mehhrlin December 7, 2011