gripology

the subject of gripping one's female genitalia around men's genitalia.

These girls must've been studying gripology the way you keep going back to that strip club, Josh

by GingerNinja6957 April 26, 2023

guiltology

An insensitive, insincere apology only given out of guilt. The motives for the apology are not to actually make the one being given the apology feel better, but instead to make the one apologizing feel better. In other words, an apology given by a selfish, narcissistic, dickhead whose only goal is to clear their own conscience.

My brother stole money out of my purse and after confronting him I received a guiltology.

by keepyourfakeapology May 11, 2011

Gunkology

the creative salvation of outdated concepts of label, convention and division. In unifying new ideas and embracing a paradoxical melting pot of influences it creates space in familiar shapes.

What the gunk is gunkology?!?

by stillinmarvinsroom April 29, 2020

guffology

The science of nonsense

I studied guffology in school , that because i'm the class clown.

by theguffologist February 21, 2023

gripology

Gripology is the systematic study of various sexual pompoir techniques, including locking, whipping, fluttering, wringing and milking etc. Such a study is usually engaged in by women seeking to improve and prolong their marriages.

She took a course in gripology

by Fsirccpo July 5, 2024