u look competly guffed
by wierd is a good thing February 10, 2005

When another does an audible guff (fart) and you decide to drop a silent one on the back of theirs and blame them for the offensive odour
Mark: "parrrrrp" Whoops, sorry, couldn't hold it in any longer
Baz: "Pfffst" ... OMG Mark, that smells gross, you got dead rats up your bum
Mark: You sure you're not Piggy Back Guffing again as mine don't smell that bad
Baz: "Pfffst" ... OMG Mark, that smells gross, you got dead rats up your bum
Mark: You sure you're not Piggy Back Guffing again as mine don't smell that bad
by Fatcatkim November 3, 2011

by Ad25 February 14, 2019

Guffing is when you cuck your grandpa by interacting in sexual intercourse with your grandma right in front of him
by Snailgiver12 January 9, 2025

Verb: Guffed
1. Stands for
Gay
Ugly
Fat
2. A person that eats sand and shoves it up their nose
3. Someone that eat shit out in their backyard
1. Stands for
Gay
Ugly
Fat
2. A person that eats sand and shoves it up their nose
3. Someone that eat shit out in their backyard
by By Ella the amazing biotch 😻 November 29, 2021

A physical interaction from someone, or something, that is intended to platonic, though in rare cases can be romantic
by ANC13NT_R1C3 May 8, 2022
