Been Guanpedo

A fat Mexican guy whom is lazy and makes promises that he never keeps.

Ryan:
"Hey, did Austin ever give you the ten dollars that he owes you?"

Bradley:
"No. You can't trust that guy. He's a total Been Guanpedo."

by Mikehuntisbeautiful November 15, 2014

Guano Apes

this really cool band from germany that nobodies ever heard of.....yeah

by Amanda Hawfitch March 27, 2003

guano crazy

A polite way of saying bat-shit crazy.

(Guano is the polite term for bat feces.)

quoted from Sevastian Winters, Yahoo contributor: 8/18/2011

I generally give Michelle Bachmann the benefit of the doubt, but I still think she is guano crazy.

by hir0 August 23, 2011

Guano Loco

Batshit Insane.

Crazy, in fact probably totally insane.

Acting in the manner of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's sofa or Joaquin Phoenix on the Letterman show.

Hearing voices and imagining things that haven't happened or people saying things that they haven't.

Possibly caused by some recent trauma, however more than likely always present just brought to the surface in times of high emotion.

Person 1: "What's up with that girl talking to herself?"
Person 2: "She's been totally Guano Loco since her boyfriend moved to Greece and dumped her ass"

by Bush Girl September 4, 2009

Guano

literally meaning bat feces, it can be substituted for shit as a much cooler alternative

Holy guano! This place smells like guano!

by Tehpola June 27, 2004

Guano Insane

The polite way to say bat shit or bat shit crazy

teacher: Did you know that most ancient skulls had holes in them
me (student): Well that sounds like bat sh---.... Guano insane

by elnapalm May 2, 2022

Guanopsychosis

A more sophisticated way of saying bat-shit crazy.

My mother-in-law suffers from guanopsychosis.

by stykzorz August 25, 2013