Grutch

(adjective)

A term used to describe anything which causes one to feel an overwhelming sense of physical or mental disgust, especially after having positive expectations of whatever the term was used to describe.

1. "Dude, are you sure this is what your dealer said it was? This stuff is grutch"
2. "That's the girl you were talkin' about? My guy, she's fucking grutch"
3. "Yeah the salad wasn't that bad, but that burger was pretty grutch"

by The Worst Men In The World August 31, 2019

Grotch

An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.

Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.

The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.

by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018

Grut

A period of time where the Game Grumps are in a rut. Also known as the excrement of a dolphin after he's jizzed and bled.

"Yea the Game Grumps new episode was kind of lacking, I think they might be in a grut."

"Oh my god! Did you see that dolphin at Sea World grut everywhere?!?"

by Gamfel Garsh April 17, 2013

grunching

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

by sgrrman February 16, 2008

Gretchen Wieners

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen

That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019

glütch

One who is totally unaware of the feelings, desires and need of others. Not necessarily malevolent, just ignorant.

Josh woke me up at 3 this morning, playing the new Clipse CD on full volume. What a glütch.

by bshea December 12, 2006

gutchies

SW Pennsylvanian slang for underwear. Refers to all underwear, not only granny panties.

Pull up your damn pants! I don't care if you're going out, I don't wanna have to see your gutchies.

by kmkz666 February 18, 2011