Grunkle

It is your great uncle but you are just too lazy to say the whole thing

Is that your grunkle peww he stinks of wee

by doctordoo November 6, 2007

Grunkledy

Noun. The male head of a hillbilly clan. Since the family tree usually resembles a tumbleweed, he's 'grandpaw' to some of the young'uns, 'uncle' to others, and 'daddy' to others.

Grandpaw/Uncle/Daddy; in short: Grunkledy.

"Het up off'n yore sister, Billy-Joe-Jim-Bo-Bob! Y'ol' Grunkledy he's a-comin' this-a-way!

by Hellzapoppin' August 27, 2018

grunklepa

The rarest of the inbred race. Grunklepas are a special combination of grandfather/uncle/brother/father lookalikes in a single family. It is often hard to distinguish between the members of a grunklepa family because of the many years of breeding within the same bloodlines. Grunklepas can mostly be found wandering aimlessley through the aisles of wal-mart, or at your local wireless phone store complaining about their incredibly damaged phone not receiving calls correctly.

Look at those grunklepas. It's like "The Hills Have Eyes" all over again.

by ydavevr4 February 7, 2010

Grunkle

Your great uncle or a grumpy uncle

My grunkle Jim is my great uncle and he is grumpy too

by Angela W.👀👀 November 30, 2019

grunkeradke

To be so highly aroused by someone's obituary that you search out their gravesite and dig them up to have sex with their cold, stiff body.

My friends were so bored last night that we got together and had a grunkeradke session.

by Leannan September 6, 2006

grunga

A weenor

“DONT TOUCH MY GRUNGA”

by Nolan Frasl October 16, 2020

Grunki

An awful, lingering shit that your friend drops in a public bathroom

Dude, that shit was hella grunki

by SexGodO-Dog April 28, 2022