Glumpkie

The act of licking someone else's butthole while they are shingling a roof.

"I gave my boyfriend a glumpkie the other day! It seemed like it was really dangerous and offensive to the neighbors..."

by Chronitrontrontron October 27, 2011

sqeezing out grumpies

brewing stew, cutting logs, making brownies, defacating, taking a dump, dooing, the poosie, pooping,

Jake was sqeezing out grumpies when the phone rang, it startled him and he got a little back splash when he constricted extra hard one big log.

by Doo-Master September 7, 2006

grumpies

1. An imaginary disease that causes one to be uncontrollably emotional.

2. A word used when you can't excuse your bitchy behavior with "I'm PMSing" because you used it a week and a half ago.

I'm sorry I snapped at you today, I just have a bad case of the grumpies.

by Evelynne December 29, 2007

monthly grumpies

1. Any moodiness experienced by a woman while she is PMS-ing or on her period

"Oh, don't take Diana's mood swings too seriously...she's just on her monthly grumpies."

by TenkoHime May 16, 2010

grumpies

Greedy young urban professionals.

The grumpies told the reporters that they knew they were overleveraged and they didn't really care; they were proud of it. They wanted the leveraged lifestyle now; they deserved it and they would do whatever it took to get it.

by Elise Miller February 19, 2009

Grumpkin

The seam-like ridge of skin that appears on the scrotum of male animals.

Man, those bikes shorts totally chafed my grumpkin.

by Evil Scott December 19, 2008

Grumpkins

The game of giving a girl spicy food then having anal sex with her. Then the male would punch the woman in the stomach and scream "GRUMPKINS!" and pulling out before fecal matter lands on the penis. If fecal matter does land on the male penis then the male loses.

I didn't Pull out in time so i lost grumpkins

by Mike Ockhertz December 8, 2009