Grumpitude

One's overall level of grumpiness. Grumpitude, also known as the grumpitude factor or grumpitude quotient is a numerical value, rated on a logarithmic scale similar to that of the richter scale for earthquake magnitude. A grumpitude factor of 6 is 10 times higher than a grumpitude factor of 5.

Whoa man, chill out. You don't need to be exhibiting such levels of grumpitude.

by Z Bomb November 15, 2007

Grumping it

When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.

"Bro, you're grumping it! You shouldn't have skipped the tutorial."
"Ah, yeah, I grumped it."

by queephlosion December 16, 2020

Grumit

A person who wears trip pants, all black, and tons of chains. Think they are "hardcore" but are really just being laughed at. They do not shower so they smell really bad, and there hair is greasy and parted straight down the middle. They have horrible hygiene and acne. They have HUGE obsessions with ANIME. They think that they look like the characters from the shows, but they just look completely PATHETIC. There idea of fun is getting together with their herd of grumit friends and playing yugioh cards. They are usually yelling and waving there hands around in the air when talking to eachother. They are probably the MOST obnoxious people on this planet.

GRUMIT 1:"Hazzar! I challenge you to a duel kekiojakamori!"
GRUMIT 2:"Thy sword is no match for my magical powers nakuroki!"
PERSON NEARBY: "wow, get a life grumits"

by grumitfreesince93 March 12, 2010

Grumpatron

A grumpy person, or a state of grumpiness that comes over a normal person; causing the afflicted person to make snappy rude remarks and become very unsocial.

Ryan won't go to the movies because he's a grumpatron, and nobody likes his company anyways.

by Xumill January 21, 2010

Grumping

When a person grind/dry humps a person alive or dead

"Did you see tom and tracy grumping at jimmys party last night?" " dude I totally practiced grumping on my pillow last night."

by Og_grumper_69 August 1, 2017

grumpster

n. similar to dumpster, but instead where happiness goes to die
n. a person that sucks the life out of the room no matter how hard you try to cheer them up
n. dark pit of despair, a black hole of unhappiness, a vacuum that sucks all hope and joy from the vicinity

MD is a grumpster because he will suck all your happiness away.

by JitteryJoe July 27, 2008

Grumping

The act of making an exaggerated frown in the shape of an upside down "U." Often used when someone is being ridiculed in a joking situation.

While grumping be sure to make your frown as curvy and unpleasant as possible

by mmoneh November 18, 2011