Grum Moment

When you screw up really badly, ultimately misrepresenting the people you work for.

"Hey Jackson, no rape in the office!"
"Sorry sir, I had a Grum moment"

by 5#!7 August 17, 2014

Grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom

“My horse has grufflets”
“Horse shoe me!”

by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020

gruffle

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

by erik November 23, 2004

grumfee

A person who is grumpy for not being able to drink coffee

Don’t talk to me. I’m grumfee. I didn’t drink any coffee yet.

by AnneChianti November 19, 2018

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by grumbus October 9, 2022

Grumble Flick

(British) A grumble flick is a form of video based entertainment that allows men to pleasure themselves without excessive use of their imagination.

Jack stayed home and watched a grumble flick

by WordWright June 21, 2009

grumble volcano

When one person has diarrhea on another person's face who then vomits upward like a volcano spewing lava.

I just had Mexican; can't wait to go home and grumble volcano my girlfriend.

by ghostkilla696969 August 21, 2013