Gruber

1) A cold pimp-daddy, known to pimp on foot in the snow.
2) A pimp that likes to get his groove on. Usually residing in cool to cold climates.
3) A bearded-stallion of a man. Always heterosexual.
4) A young, handsome buck whom is expertly schooled in the art of womanizing, and stylin' & profilin'.
5) A womanizer known to possess a fierce left strait.

"Keep yo daughtas way from dat chil... Dat boys a gruber!"

-Harriet Tubman

by Seth McCain September 16, 2008

Gruber

Grandparents that drive grandkids to and from school or other events on a regular basis.

I can’t join you for lunch today because I’m on Gruber duty this afternoon.

by Awesome Nana March 29, 2021

Gruber

Slightly camp. From the UK tv show allo allo, Hans Gruber has a little tank

Would you like to see my little Gruber?

by Mbzh11 September 7, 2019

grubering

The act of being grubered.

John gave his neighbor a good grubering when he sold him a broken lawn mower.

by Coach MC Loud November 14, 2014

Gruber

A person who braggarts the bowl, is annoying as shit, talks to much, and often double hits the bowl too. Often asks for a VIP hit (an extra hit).

dude you just double hit the bowl. don't be a Gruber

by Taco Bob May 4, 2010

gruber

The guy who pretends he has breasts and pretends to squish them.

Jerald: Greg what are you doing?

Greg: just showing my feminine side.

Jerald: fuckin’ gruber.

by Lachstar2004 June 18, 2018

Hans gruber

A very sexy German terrorist that sadly was throw off of the nakatomi plaza

“Oh my god is that my favourite sex icon Hans gruber”

by Ellie gruber May 28, 2021