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Gråtrunka

Gråtrunka is the Swedish term for 'Cryjerking', which is an activity that you can perform when you feel utterly depressed.
For example, after being dumped by your Girlfriend.

Gråtrunk is when you are masturbating while crying.
It is not know why people Gråtrunkar, most probably is that they are trying to ease the pain of the break-up.
Masturbation usually leads to ejaculation, which in this activity usually leads to more crying (and therefore more Gråtrunk).

Gråtrunk is also commonly performed after being rejected by the other sex.
For example, after being denied 'happy time' with the hot girl at the party last weekend.

The activity is commonly performed in the shower while listening to music that makes you even more depressed.
One of the requirements for Gråtrunk is that you are actually crying.
In Sweden, where the activity has many performers every day, The music Group Kent is the most used for Gråtrunk.
Fred got dumped by his Girlfriend yesterday.
He spent the whole night in the shower where he Gråtrunka while listening to 'Bullet for my Valentine'.
by WinterFlame March 28, 2010
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Unjo Gratis

The savior of all humankind. The Final Prophet, Pyrocinical, Unjo bless his name, informed us of him in a spiritual episode on his holy YouTube channel. A forbidden monkey god, sentenced to damnation by his bastard bastard emperor of heaven Sitarg Ojnu. His followers are known as Unjoists and they are followers of Unjo-Gratisism
"I worship Unjo Gratis praise be to Him"
by Unjo Gratis's Disciple January 20, 2018
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giratchet

An exceptionally tall girl that exhibits ratchet-like behavior ie. wanting to headbutt people randomly, telling people to suck their dick, excessive and belligerant drunken behavior.
Man that tall girl is being crazy.. she's such a giratchet.

Dang, check out that ratchet! She's tall AF! Must be one of those giratchets..
by Cap'n Save-A-Hoe November 1, 2013
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Hover-grating

A careless method of grating cheese by holding the block of cheese and grater high above the food, causing it to disperse everywhere but the intended dish.

Characterised by fragments of grated cheese found everywhere around the kitchen afterwards - often accompanied by a larger, dry block of remnant cheese left out for many days after said cheese-grating incident.

Particularly common in Rootes P 2nd kitchen, and generally anywhere inhabited by a German-Italian partnership.
Dude 1: "Awww wtf Jasper, there's cheese everywhere on the table again!"
Jasper: "Sorry dude, Francesco and I made pesto pasta last night and we were hover-grating the cheese over it."
Dude 1: "Aw not again dammit."
Pit: "In Luxembourg..."

Hover-grating is the only way to truly enjoy a German-Italian dish.
by rootesp2nd March 3, 2011
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13 point Grateful Dead bolt

Theee 13 point Grateful Dead lightning bolt is located inside of the stealie. The logo was always on the bands equipment and eventually symbolized the band itself. When you see the 13 point bolt(or of course... the stealie) you have encountered a fractal of the Grateful Dead's essence, a piece/part of them. SMILE!!!
The 13-point lightning bolt was derived from a stencil Owsley Bear(along with his close friend Bob Thomas)created to spray-paint on the Grateful Dead's equipment. Owsley was an underground lsd cook/ longtime soundman and financier for the dead)

The Dead in those days had to play in a lot of festival style shows where the equipment would all wind up at the back of the stage in a muddle, it was created to help the crew find the Dead's equipment in the jumble of multiple bands' identical black equipment boxes at festivals.

The lightning bolt design came to him after seeing a similar design on a roadside advertisement: "One day in the rain, I looked out the side and saw a sign along the freeway which was a circle with a white bar across it, the top of the circle was orange and the bottom blue. I couldn't read the name of the firm, and so was just looking at the shape. A thought occurred to me: if the orange were red and the bar across were a lightning bolt cutting across at an angle, then we would have a very nice, unique and highly identifiable mark to put on the equipment."
I got a 13 point Grateful Dead bolt tattooed behind my left ear to show my everlasting love for jerry, the band, and the rest of the crew. Peace love Space.
by justAnothercatt July 20, 2010
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Gratshank

A retard’s way of sayingthank you
What do you want to order?” “An Aussie pizza please! “ “Alrighty, no problem” Gratshank!”

Here’s you meal! “Gratshank”
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the gratitude shuffle

Slang for that quickly recognizable body language of a person approaching you to ask for spare change.
I caught him headed toward me from the other side of the parking lot, he was doing the gratitude shuffle.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019
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