pinch a growler

a turd that refuses to expel itself from the anus, thus resulting in a grunting growling sound emitted from the person trying to make the poopy.

hey Bob, what was that sound? Well Dan, I had to pinch a growler.

by papa jojo 042072 August 24, 2008

growling at the badger

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"

"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"

by Cluin September 2, 2003

double growler

When two bros take shits at the same time in adjacent stalls

Yo, Jeff, want to go work out a double growler with me?

by bigsexydlinn May 26, 2010

Growler mist

The fine spray from a woman's Growler Vagina Cunt Pussy Twat Gash when using the toilet. As the piss exits the grower at speed and under pressure the stream can hit the flaps causing a fine mist to form and settle on the toilet seat.

Oh for fucks sake I had to use a public toilet and some filthy old hag left her growler mist all over the toilet seat!

Mum I have told you time and time again not to spray and walk away, clean up your growler mist!!

by fynnez 'n' fonz June 29, 2016

Seventies Growler

A collection of pubic hair around the female Genitalia which resembles the style seen in seventies porn.
It could be compared to the hairstyle of 70's/80's pop sensation Leo Sayer.

Well, I removed her undergarments and I was quite shocked to find a preponderance of pubes which resembled an afro wig. It was a real seventies growler, I didn't know whether to commence intercourse or stroke it like a pet dog

by g gekko July 8, 2010

Wafty Growler

A vagina with a very unusual odor; usually unpleasant

Sammy: Did you talk to Debra earlier?

Gerald: Yeah, I could smell her wafty growler from 50ft away

by Wafty growler July 9, 2014

Shower Growler

When you are showering with someone you press your buttocks against the wall and break wind; protruding a rumbling flatulent sound and vibrating the walls of the shower. This sounds much like a growl from a woodland critter.

Tina and I were making passionate love and she pushed me against the wall. I couldn't help but let a shower growler loose, thus ending Tina's want for any wigglin'.

by J W O August 16, 2011