Grow a tail

To defecate. Equivalent to “take a dump” or “take a shit”.

I took too many laxatives, I need to grow a tail before I go.

by Average_tail_grower October 14, 2021

growing a tail

To be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.

Gawd, i must have a shit, i'm beginning to grow a tail

by Gary December 26, 2003

Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. Point just before the break when taking a dump

I gotta run, I'm growing a tail!

by Loose Goose July 31, 2008

growing a tail

A euphemism for shitting while it's not socially acceptable to, usually against the shitter's will and often due to being kept in place by the task at hand.

Aw, c'mon, let me go to the bathroom, boss! I'm growing a tail!

by tugyanuts March 8, 2022

growing a tail

When a girl takes a shit on the floor or in a high chair with a hole cut out so you can watch the tail grow. A wet tail is the best.

My girl ate a whole block of swiss cheese and a piece if bananna bread. Then she said she felt like growing a tail.

by Super Taco August 7, 2006

Grow the Brown Tail

To take a shit. That's it.

Aaron made a decisive move towards the bathroom after breakfast. "That coffee got me going," he said, "I'm going to go grow the brown tail."

by Jamey V. May 21, 2007

Growing a monkey tail

Taking a long massive shit.

I'm waiting for Melissa, cuz she's growing a monkey tail.

by comehonorfaceboots November 16, 2016