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You're turning into a groudon

The biggest diss ever to sustain. People who have sustained it have been known to develop serious mental disorders like extreme cases of schrizophrenia and tourette syndrome along with Munchausen disease.
Person 1: Call me daddy now!

Person 2: You're turning into a groudon.
by Angelo Yousef November 16, 2011
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Groudon

The most legitimate ground Pokemon of all time. It has an array of different attacks that all rape you. It starts every battle by pissing on the clouds so that the sun shines brightly in the sky. Then it can anally rape any pokemon with a solarbeam without even having to gather sunlight. If that doesn't make the Pokemon faint, Groudon will simply rape the ground with an earthquake, inciting mass chaos and pain within the colon of any nearby Pokemon. In a two vs. two battle, Groudon will rape all of the other participants, including his own partner.
Also used to refer to BAMFs who get action from everyone and their mother, simultaneously.
Did you see that?!! That Groudon just raped his partner with an earthquake!

Wow, did you see that Groudon piss on the clouds? How cool was that?!!

If any of my Pokemon disobey my orders because of my lack of gym badges, I'll just make them fight a Groudon and watch as they get raped.

That guy is such a Groudon. He had sexual relations with both Joe and his mother...at the same time.
by gdogmanatee October 20, 2009
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Gruda

descendents of very intelligent ancestors
i wish i was a gruda
by jaggalagga November 27, 2009
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Groudy

A combination of "Gross" and "Dirty", though considered more extreme than either would be on their own.
Guy 1: Dude, I just put my hand on the gum that groudy chick just spit out.
guy 2: Awww, groudy!
by TheAmazingNigel December 28, 2005
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gouda

"The definition of gouda...chalupa, scrilla, scratch, paper, yaper, capital."
Gouda - E-40
by sydeshow April 17, 2006
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grooda

comes from the word grood it is used as a RESPONSE when the word grood has been said; it can also be used as a substitute for grood when you are speaking to a large amount of people.
1.) Person 1 - "How are you?"
Person 2 - "I am grood!"
Person 1 - "Grooda!"
2.)"Hello and welcome! We will all have a grooda time today if everyone listens..."
by Morea March 26, 2005
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gouda

Money, scrilla, cheddar, cheese, bread.

The subject of Bay Area rapper E-40's song "Gouda" on the new album "My Ghetto Report Card"
"I got some gouda man, I'm about to go spend some."
by anonymous asdf April 17, 2006
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