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Groveland

Groveland is an awful little town in northeastern Massachusetts where nothing ever happens. Even so, it is the most interesting place in the Pentucket district because West Newbury is like dead space and Merrimac, MA is too close to New Hampshire. The only reason Groveland is interesting in any way is because downtown is basically in Haverhill. It is full of a bunch of kids who almost entirely turn in to stoners by high school and think they are really, really tough when they are actually pussies. Meanwhile, the parents think that Groveland is a "drugfree" community and that those bad Haverhill kids aren't going to taint their little angel. Groveland also has The Pines, and The Manor, the closest thing Pentucket has to a ghetto. This is where 90% of all the black and hispanic people in Pentucket live all the white parents tell the kids not to go there because they don't want them to be scared by all the dark-skinned people. Groveland basically has your standard upper class snooty rich folk (though not as bad as West Newbury) and middle class working folk who can barely afford to live there. The poorest people in Groveland live in The Manor or in the neighborhood behind DeLeo's but even those people aren't lower class, they just are relatively poor compared to all the rich people. Groveland is boring and unless you live in the area, there should be no reason why you ever need to come here.
Haverhill Kid 1: Hey, what's with that big group of guys smoking weed next to Market Basket? Don't they see that cop car?
Haverhill Kid 2: Oh, can't you tell by their Pentucket sweatshirts? They must be from Groveland.
Haverhill Kid 1: Oh, shit. The Haverhill cops are gonna get those stupid rich pricks.
Haverhill Kid 2: ha ha good. I just hope none of them are my hookups from the Manor.
by BoysLoveVaginas January 3, 2011
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Rex Grossman

To choke in the clutch, big game, under deadlines. To suck.
You sure did a Rex Grossman on that project Frank; you're fired.
by Mario Bogolavicchi February 13, 2007
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Rossland

Rossland is the shit. Home of the ski bums and stoners. Red mountain is a famous sick ass mountain, for the extremes. Also we love to party.

Rossland girls are hot bitches and no guys will ever get a chance.
look at those fine ass rossland human beings. They walk with a mother fucking pimp limp BITCHES
by gugufreak August 29, 2010
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Rex Grossman

noun- a very good but highly error-prone quarterback. Tends to throw as many interceptions in a game as he does touchdown passes. If he keeps this up, the Bears will not go too far into the playoffs, let alone the Super Bowl. Don't get me wrong, though- I love the guy to death, but he MUST do better than this.
1.) A 2006 game against the Arizona Cardinals: a pitiful first half performance by Rex Grossman, during which the Cardinals capitalized and got a 20-0 halftime lead. The only things that saved his ass were the Chicago defense, which scored three touchdowns in the second half, and a botched Arizona field goal at the end. Lucky bastard. The Bears barely won 24-23

2.) Another game in 2006 against the Dolphins, who, before the game, were one of the worst teams in the league. Grossman had to have thrown at least three interceptions that game. A terrible performance. The Bears get crushed 31-13

3.) Another 2006 game verse the Patriots. There was less than a minute to go in regulation when Tom Brady throws an interception and the Bears take over with adequate field position. A touchdown on this drive would make Grossman a hero, and what does he do? He throws an interception. Once again, the game is in his hands and he makes a very costly mistake. A sub-par performance for both quarterbacks. The Bears lose 17-13
by Kendrick Winningham December 11, 2006
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noah grossman

A young 20 year old man that is in the group "smosh"
A: yo, Noah Grossman is so hot

B: I know he's sooooo hot
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Rex Grossman Disease

When a professional athlete, usually a quarterback; after doing well commonly including playoff victories will completely FUCK UP during the next few seasons.
Bob: damn, Rex was so good up until the superbowl, now he's some straight up trash. What happened?

Steve: He caught the Rex Grossman disease
by ooberman February 18, 2009
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Grossman Short Path Distillation

An apparatus used in the chemistry lab to distill small quatities of distillate. Identical to a short path distillation with the addition of latex tubing (carrying cold water) wraped around the bend in the vacuum adapter to aid in condensation of the vapors. Used in lieu of a simple distillation where distillate would be lost on the surface of the condenser. Also used due to convenience and ease of set-up. Can be called GSPD or GSP Distillation for short.
Should I use a simple distillation?

No, the Grossman Short Path Distillation is the way to go!
by RPI CHEM Major April 7, 2010
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