by Kyle Crusan March 29, 2019
Get the Grogbert mug.An aging nerd. Generally very fat, with poor hygiene, balding gray hair pulled back into a pathetic ponytail, and, of course, a messy gray beard. His is a body ravaged by a lifetime of mountain dew, cheetos, and social isolation. The final stage of nerdery before death, following the fatbeard and neckbeard stages.
Often runs or at some point ran a comic shop. Often quite bitter about the new kids in the hobby, despite getting into it when he was approximately the same age.
Often runs or at some point ran a comic shop. Often quite bitter about the new kids in the hobby, despite getting into it when he was approximately the same age.
by FishStampede January 25, 2009
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A. Pointing out inaccuracies in movies, writing, games, in regard to history, physics, or accepted canonical lore.
B. As a verb (grognarding) to describe the activity of A.
B. As a verb (grognarding) to describe the activity of A.
A. Did you see Game of Thrones last night? It was good except middle easterners would never wield katanas, and dragons don't fly like that, sorry to be a grognard about it.
B. We tried to watch 300, but Bill kept grognarding about how the Spartan armor was more like Athenian armor.
B. We tried to watch 300, but Bill kept grognarding about how the Spartan armor was more like Athenian armor.
by Warlock May 15, 2016
Get the Grognard mug.A word invented by Julia Donovan in October of 2004. 'Grogbert' was first used while typing an instant message. The word means 'I am bored, say something more interesting.' The word is a question mark wrapped in an enigma for some, but for others, it is a household favorite.
by Julia Donovan December 19, 2004
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Get the grognard mug.An extremely sexual and mysterious young man with prematurely grey hairs. Usually extremely skinny and attractive.
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