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groargh

A noise uttered from a foul, disgusting, overweight person. It may come in the form of a sigh, hiccup, groan, yawn or even as a part of speech. Spelling may differ based on the length of the groargh. It may be lengthened to include more o's, a's and r's. A long groargh represents a stomach-turning noise that is extremely disturbing to all who hear it.
"Grooooooooaaaaaaaarghh!"

Office worker 1: "What was that?"
Office worker 2: "That was our disgusting coworker Alex. That was one of his groarghs."
Office worker 2: "Foul."
by bumbobway April 16, 2008
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Groarke

To be spoken in a high-pitched, squeaky tone - can be used to express the following phrases:

"Coffee"
"I like coffee"
"I am going to make the coffee"
"Just make the fucking coffee"
"I've had too much coffee!"

And variations thereupon...

Ideal for the office environment
Person A: "Groarke!!!!!"

Person B: "Groarke indeed!" *Goes to the kitchen to make coffee"

Person B: *Puts down the coffee on the table* "Groarke!"

Person A: "Groarke!"

*Coffee is enjoyed*
by ---Left_Unfinished--- February 5, 2014
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Grorp

Greeb, Creep, and Dork all in one!

Greeb - An person that hides the fact they're ugly by becoming an emo.

Creep - A creep

Dork - A whale penis!
Example person A: That molly is such a Grorp
Example person B: I know right?! she is a Grorp
Example person A: Yeah! A Creep Dork and a Greeb all in one!
by Jzap April 21, 2010
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grorphan

a child without grandparents/ never knew their grandparents because theyre dead
Her: My grandparents gifted me this necklace.
Me: Im a grorphan, I never had grandparents.
by p0tty_j0hn September 20, 2022
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grorphan

A person who was born with their grandparents dead
Karen: Yeah my grandparents got me this necklace for christmas, what yours get you?
Me: Im a grorphan, I didn't get anything.
by p0tty_j0hn September 20, 2022
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Goarpling

To act foolishly, or in a foolish way, similar to a rapscallion.
Griffin: yo watch this I’m bouta scream 67 in Walmart with mason
Finley: yo stop goarpling lil bro
by Bray w September 9, 2025
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