Griffen

When you beat a game or reach a high level in a day or two.

Guy 1: Yo i pulled off a Griffen yesterday.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I got to level 50 on runescape in a day.

by Name187 November 27, 2011

griffen

god in greek or ancient roman used to describe muscular beast who is untame and hunts leopards and or other mamals

he is a total griffen

by pokemon55 January 27, 2010

Griffendor

The name of a guy who can do anything. That one person who seems to be so amazing that no one can help but stand in awe when in his presence. The spiciest meatball in the sub.

Man, you are so awesome. You must be Griffendor!

by Griftonium November 3, 2014

Griffen

The best gymnast alive. Talented, buff, and beautiful. Made of muscle.

Griffen will win the championships!

by lulu habooboo May 31, 2010

Griffen

The coolest, sexiest, most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He has amazing hair and beautiful lips. He can play the saxophone and he is an incredible artist. He’s the kind of guy you see and immediately get a stiffy. You’ll find your eyes are drawn to a Griffen as he is irresistible to look at. His smile is so cute it’ll make a new born puppy commit suicide. If you have a Griffen in your life, you’ll dream about him at least once a week. You’ll do anything for him, from licking his toes to bending over so he can fuck your ass. When a Griffen leaves, you’ll be completely devastated. You’ll feel empty. Nothing else will matter. When Griffen leaves, god is dead. You’ll wish that you had talked to him more. You’ll wish you had just one more moment alone with him. Griffen is the reason society hasn’t fallen into shambles. What’s even worse than when a Griffen leaves you is when you are forced to leave a Griffen. When you leave a Griffen, you won’t want to die, you will have already died. When you leave a Griffen, mercy will be begging for your soul.

Oh God… there’s Griffen… I think I just came a little.

Person one: I can’t stop thinking about my dream last night

Person two: What’d you dream about?

Person one: I dreamed Griffen tied me to his bed and fucked my brains out

Person two: Oh God… Griffen? I wish I could dream about him

by GrDen May 6, 2022

Griffing

To jerk someone off without their prior consent

Old mate : Last night i woke up to a mate GRIFFING me off, Cheeky bugger!

by Griffoneering December 7, 2011

Griffen

Griffen’s are usually mechanically skilled players and ride lone wolf.

Welp, there he goes doing a Griffen.

by Gryphon1226 December 25, 2019