Griddle Fucker

a deranged individual that enjoys plowing maple filled paddies until he comes to maple orgasm

I WALKED IN AND SAW MY BROTHER BANGING A MCGRIDDLES, HES A GRIDDLE FUCKER"

by Doctor Hot Buns January 10, 2013

Griddlers Gut Punch

The range of gastrointestinal problems including diarrhea, bloating, nausea, and/or anal bleeding that manifest approximately four to six hours after dining at any one of the Milwaukee area Griddler's Cafe locations, which are commonly frequented after a night of heavy drinking.

1-"After bar close last night I went to Griddlers to eat soggy eggs and hash browns. This morning I woke up and it felt like there was a pile of rocks in my stomach, and also, I had shit myself."
2-"That sounds like the Griddlers Gut Punch."

by Coach Johnny Mo January 20, 2014

shit griddle

Taking a massive fresh shit/dump on concrete or asphalt that has been sitting in the hot sun.

"Isaac thought it would be a nice day for a steamy shit griddle."

by Fat Susie December 5, 2013

Pancakes on the griddle

When ones balls are stuck to their thigh, usually occurs when standing up or sitting down for too long, especially in hot humid temperatures

All through class, I had some bad pancakes on the griddle

by Zacharees73 February 12, 2015

grimey griddlecakes

The act of pouring pancake (or griddlecake) mix up your butt, then shitting it out and cooking it.

Weegar loves his grimey griddlecakes. He makes it every morning.

by Warren C. March 3, 2008

Griddle Bang

During sex, the male knocks the female out with a frying pan in such a way that her orifices constrict around the male's member. In the morning, the female wakes up remembering nothing and the male forces her to cook him breakfast using the aforementioned frying pan.

I really dug the omelette that resulted from the griddle bang with Saundra the other night.

by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

Scraping the griddle

Having sex after a prolonged dry spell.

I heard someone scraping the griddle in the bedroom next door.

by Shanigan September 14, 2015