Someone, usually a male, who never makes it clear how they really feel. They'll tell you things, but will never tell you the full situation. A Greyferd is the kind of person to date you, tell you he loves you, break up with you saying "he can't be in a relationship right now", and then continue flirting with you, call you baby, and ask for you back. Some may call him a douche-bag but in reality, he is a very nice loving person with a great sense of humor and amazing taste in music. He is also very sexy but doesn't believe in himself, and has some serious issues, making people believe he is a douche bag.
by WhatAShortForever|KudosToYou December 8, 2010
Get the Greyferd mug.Someone who is both a grognard and a neckbeard. These are among the lowest of the nerds on the scrotum-pole of nerdology.
Two nerds are playing Warhammer 40k.
Grogbeard: You only get a 3+ armor save if you're wearing Astartes Power Armor. Quit cheating or I'm going to tell the judge on you.
Ordinary Nerd: Dude, quit being such a grogbeard.
Grogbeard: You only get a 3+ armor save if you're wearing Astartes Power Armor. Quit cheating or I'm going to tell the judge on you.
Ordinary Nerd: Dude, quit being such a grogbeard.
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by Coconut Commando February 7, 2007
Get the old grey beard mug.An aging nerd. Generally very fat, with poor hygiene, balding gray hair pulled back into a pathetic ponytail, and, of course, a messy gray beard. His is a body ravaged by a lifetime of mountain dew, cheetos, and social isolation. The final stage of nerdery before death, following the fatbeard and neckbeard stages.
Often runs or at some point ran a comic shop. Often quite bitter about the new kids in the hobby, despite getting into it when he was approximately the same age.
Often runs or at some point ran a comic shop. Often quite bitter about the new kids in the hobby, despite getting into it when he was approximately the same age.
by FishStampede January 25, 2009
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by Xpqar October 2, 2015
Get the gaybeard mug.when a girls boyfriend is a mortician and he is fucking the bodies on a regular bases, he will acquire a mite on his penis. when his girlfriend gives him a blow job, she will get the mite on her face. when the mite bites her she will get a Grey rash across the bottom of her face. thus...Grey Beard.
this girls boyfriend worked at the city morgue. since his girlfriend wouldnt put out enough he decided to start fucking the corpses in the body room of the morgue. after awhile a flesh mite got on his penis and bit his girlfriend one day during a blow job and she got a grey rash on her face. thus...Grey Beard.
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