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Hillbilly hand grenade

An act of road rage in which a chewing tobacco user hurls an open canister "usually a soda bottle" full of aged, rancid tobacco spit at a fellow motorist, cyclist or pedestrian
Some asshole cut me off on the way to work so I chucked a hillbilly hand grenade into his open window.
by GoinHAM December 11, 2013
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Grenade Syndrome

This is when a fat or unattractive looking women believes she is hot and can have any man she desires.

The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.
My fat friend told me that she loves going out clubbing as she can get any man she wants. I dont want to tell her that she has grenade syndrome!
by Ro-Em June 24, 2016
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Peruvian Hand Grenade

The act of farting into an empty gatorade bottle (or container with similar liquid volume capacity), capping it, and tossing it to a friend (or foe), for him (or her) to later open and be greeted with the gift that keeps on giving...flatulence.
"Oh my god, bro. Why did you tell me to open that, it was foul!"
"Don't be scared, girl, it's just the ol' Peruvian Hand Grenade."
by Sir Reginald III January 18, 2012
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Grenade of Grenade

The real name for the Call of Duty series. The only people who don't acknowledge this as the series' actual name are the hardcore fans, who protect their sacred game above all else, and are ignorant to reason.
Person 1: "I love Call of Duty!"
Person 2: "Don't you mean Grenade of Grenade? I hate that game."
Person 1: (insert rage-filled rant here)
by stiffshifter July 24, 2010
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You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now

The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.
Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.
by ItzaChaoza June 19, 2018
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Facebook grenade

A man or woman that looks extremely good in their photos on facebook, but in person is extremely ugly. Easily fooled by teenagers. Original pictures often changed by editing or "piknicking" the photo.
Sawyer: Dude, this chick looks so hot in her facebook pictures.

Peter: Don't even bother man, I thought the same thing until I met her in person.

Vaughn: Guys, she's a Facebook grenade.
by Let it rain Mcilvain January 8, 2011
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thinking grenades

Used by Peter Griffin to aid his thought processes. They are regular grenades that he throws out the window while he is coming up with an idea.
by eltonjolt May 22, 2006
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