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Green Weenie

Used in the Armed Forces to describe something that could have sounded promising but failed to deliver or simply did not meet expectations. Nevertheless, such thing was forcefully left to deal with by those affected.
Person 1: “Did you hear about IPPS-A and the perks of its talent management features?”

Person 2: “Yup.... active duty it’s about to get the National Guard’s green weenie”
by The IPPSON July 7, 2020
mugGet the Green Weeniemug.

big green weenie

Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Marine. Getting the "big green weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with duty on a particularly important weekend, getting in trouble for some small petty shit while being in garrison, getting stationed at a shithole like 29 Dumps.
The "big" represents the big bad Marine Corps picking on the little guy, the Marine. The "green" represents the true color of the Corps. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
LCpl Hooligan: What I got duty again?! Dude Im getting fucked in the ass by the big green weenie!

LCpl Didlysquat: Fa sho.
by DvaPac December 24, 2007
mugGet the big green weeniemug.

big green weenie

When you are in the Marine Corps and your boss fucks you over big time, making it feel like you have the Marine Corp's Big Green Weenie right up your ass hole with no anal ease even offered.
Andy: I can't believe we have to work for the fifth Saturday in a row.

JR: I know we are definitey getting reamed with the ol big green weenie again.
by salty pirate January 23, 2007
mugGet the big green weeniemug.

Big Green Weenie

Being completely screwed over, taking all sorts of crap, and being made to do rediculous shit.
SSgt: Formation 0430 and you're working this weekend.

Sgt: Well Boys. We're taking the Big Green Weenie. No Lube.
by CST069 October 28, 2009
mugGet the Big Green Weeniemug.

Big Green Weenie

when you get fucked (without lube) until your ass bleeds for a week, by some jackass that is a fuckin retard for not puting your paperwork in on time causing you to get fucked out of a re-enlistment.
Cpl *R* hey man are you going to WTI with us next month? Cpl *J* No I just just got fucked by the"BIG GREEN WEENIE" and have two weeks to check out and find a new job.
by Cpl *J* May 7, 2010
mugGet the Big Green Weeniemug.

big green weenie

yodas cock is a big green weenie. someone fucks it every day.
by Uncircumsized Penis March 26, 2019
mugGet the big green weeniemug.

bite the green weeny

Don't fall off that cliff or you'll bite the green weeny.
by jcoffland May 10, 2010
mugGet the bite the green weenymug.

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