Used in the Armed Forces to describe something that could have sounded promising but failed to deliver or simply did not meet expectations. Nevertheless, such thing was forcefully left to deal with by those affected.
Person 1: “Did you hear about IPPS-A and the perks of its talent management features?”
Person 2: “Yup.... active duty it’s about to get the National Guard’s green weenie”
Person 2: “Yup.... active duty it’s about to get the National Guard’s green weenie”
by The IPPSON July 08, 2020
Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Marine. Getting the "big green weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with duty on a particularly important weekend, getting in trouble for some small petty shit while being in garrison, getting stationed at a shithole like 29 Dumps.
The "big" represents the big bad Marine Corps picking on the little guy, the Marine. The "green" represents the true color of the Corps. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
The "big" represents the big bad Marine Corps picking on the little guy, the Marine. The "green" represents the true color of the Corps. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
LCpl Hooligan: What I got duty again?! Dude Im getting fucked in the ass by the big green weenie!
LCpl Didlysquat: Fa sho.
LCpl Didlysquat: Fa sho.
by DvaPac November 22, 2007
When you are in the Marine Corps and your boss fucks you over big time, making it feel like you have the Marine Corp's Big Green Weenie right up your ass hole with no anal ease even offered.
Andy: I can't believe we have to work for the fifth Saturday in a row.
JR: I know we are definitey getting reamed with the ol big green weenie again.
JR: I know we are definitey getting reamed with the ol big green weenie again.
by salty pirate January 21, 2007
SSgt: Formation 0430 and you're working this weekend.
Sgt: Well Boys. We're taking the Big Green Weenie. No Lube.
Sgt: Well Boys. We're taking the Big Green Weenie. No Lube.
by CST069 October 28, 2009
when you get fucked (without lube) until your ass bleeds for a week, by some jackass that is a fuckin retard for not puting your paperwork in on time causing you to get fucked out of a re-enlistment.
Cpl *R* hey man are you going to WTI with us next month? Cpl *J* No I just just got fucked by the"BIG GREEN WEENIE" and have two weeks to check out and find a new job.
by Cpl *J* May 06, 2010
by Uncircumsized Penis March 27, 2019
by jcoffland May 10, 2010