Green Eggs and Ham

When you diarrhea your pants and cover your own balls with feces.

Jeff went camping this weekend and unfortunately had green eggs and ham on his hike.

by Ajay & Elliot August 30, 2010

green eggs and ham

A man paints his nuts and butt cheeks green, and then sits on someones face, being sure to press both the nuts and the butt cheeks on their face.

Hey Mabel, get out the green paint and close your eyes, you're getting green eggs and ham!

by vecima October 2, 2006

Green Eggs and Ham

When a man shaves his groin and using a sponge applies green food coloring to the penis and scrotum.

I fed her with my green eggs and ham this morning.

by WhiteNinja1077 July 29, 2011

green eggs and ham

Key words, or phrase for weed and alchol.

Man, I don't know why, but I really want some green eggs and ham.

by fdjkls0123 November 4, 2008

green eggs and ham

1. A guy's first time he 'accidently' slips his cock into his girl's asshole while banging her doggie-style.

2. A guy's first time dry humping his boyfriend when his cock 'accidently' slips into his boyfriend's bunghole.

"Green" because he thinks he invented this ploy. Ham for her ass. A Dr. Seuss reference for all the parents in the world who can now read this story in a new light.

Susie Sweetbread was so wet, that while I was slapping my slender hips against her nubile hind end, when my tender young boner popped out of her twat and into her virgin stankhole, I didn't know we was making green eggs and ham till I looked down because she was a screaming for glory.

by fga February 7, 2005

green eggs and ham

aka green diarrhea

i have green eggs and ham and it itchy

by hairy geah bomb March 26, 2021

green eggs and ham

Some friend and myself used this to refer to a group of white girls that ate lunch together in our High School Cafeteria.

We referred to them as green eggs and ham because they had sex with black guys.

A white female that has sex with a black guy. That is green eggs and ham.

by Mike Ockisard January 17, 2008