People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.
Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017
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1. Vodka flavored like sour green apple usually purchased for 8 dollars for a mickey and 10 dollars for a fifth.
2. A vodka flavored for women, men usually buy green apple when they want to fuck a broad.
Hey dude I wanna fuck jessica so bad.
Well she is a bitch so no 151.
SMIRNOFF GREEN APPLE!
by 415EZBZ July 13, 2006
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A case of horrendous diarrhea which comes on unexpectedly and makes you run to the bathroom as if your like depends on it,originally named from eating green unripe apples which can cause it. But it is not limited to that in definition.
Awe man I really shouldn't have eaten all that garlic butter sauce with my pizza I got the green apple trots like crazy! I had just barely finished eating before my stomach starting rumbling an I ran to the bathroom as quick as I could......

Friend 1-I must be sick I've had the green apple trots for days... friend 2-Damn man that's rough...

He was stupid enough to eat chocolate laxatives so he definitely deserved the green apple trots..
by Cody222 September 30, 2013
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Diarrhea and/or amoebic gut infection sufferred by foot soldiers serving in Europe in WWII.
Dad complained that hen he was captured by the Germans, he had the green apple dirties until he was liberated.
by Rveil July 20, 2004
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Or: Green Apple Splats

Slang for diarrhea made up on the TV show South Park.
"I got the green apple splatz from that little bastard Kenny." -Mr. Garrison
by Sly Magoo September 29, 2003
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