green apple bandits

An alternative phrase used to describe a particularly unforgiving case of diarrhea

Unfortunate Victim:
"Hey man, you got a bathroom? I got the green apple bandits and I can't hold em' back much longer."

Intelligent and Deceptive Toilet Owner:
"...No"

by Virtuoso Dave February 2, 2007

Green apple slushie

When a girl has clamidea and your eating her out, green liquid starts spewing out and you keep eating her out.

I gave ur mom a green apple slushie

by Bad nibbas March 22, 2021

green apple dirties

Diarrhea and cramps, especially when caused by eating too many green apples.

Don't eat too many green apples or else you'll get the green apple dirties.

by t.h. November 3, 2003

Green Apple Quickstep

Squirty shits that often result in eating an Apple before its ripe. Usually come on quickly and without warning. Causing the victim to make a run for the nearest crapper.

Look at that stinky Pedro run, boy must have a case of the Green Apple Quickstep.

by its426 October 23, 2003

green apple splatters

the runs

Man I got the green apple splatters, (insert profanity here)

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

green apple smirnoff

fun to drink, but will most likely make you throw up and regret it later. if it's really bad you won't be able to smell anything green apple without wanting to vomit until your hangover is over.

boy:dudee, i totally regret buying the bottle of green apple smirnoff

other boy: why

boy: i got so trashed and i puked, just the smell of green apple makes me sick now

by pumpitLOUDER October 27, 2008

Green Apple Gang

Green apple Gang members are people who are superior to every one. They only eat green apples and destroy red apples, which makes sense because red apples are disgusting. The red apple gang is known as their worst enemy. But the red apple gang sucks in general.

"GREEN APPLE GANG!!!"
"A Green apple a day keeps the doctor away"
*Smashes red apple* " it was a disappointment to the apple race anyway"

by GREEN APPLE GANG March 8, 2019