A chair or couch so big and fluffy that people feel compelled to bury entire populations of farts in it, on the premise that the farts will stay put if left undisturbed. This assumption is generally true until the farter gets up or until someone else sits down.
Dude #1, sitting down:
Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!
Dude #2:
That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.
Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!
Dude #2:
That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.
by MakeItStopItHurts August 31, 2010
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Where ideas and politicians' careers go to die.
(1) A job from which political advancement is very unlikely.
(2) A committee or agency which receives ideas or proposals, but does not release them.
(3) A list of politicians whose careers have been ended by some specific pundit or reporter or political boss or pressure group.
(1) A job from which political advancement is very unlikely.
(2) A committee or agency which receives ideas or proposals, but does not release them.
(3) A list of politicians whose careers have been ended by some specific pundit or reporter or political boss or pressure group.
Being on city council only makes you lots of enemies, so you can't get elected to any higher office; it's a political graveyard.
Senator Smith's committee is the political graveyard for weed control legislation.
If you criticize Rush Limbaugh, he's going to put you in his political graveyard.
Senator Smith's committee is the political graveyard for weed control legislation.
If you criticize Rush Limbaugh, he's going to put you in his political graveyard.
by Consider Her Ways September 7, 2012
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by Eric Novitsky June 13, 2008
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Mike: Nah, I got the graveyard shift.
John: Ouch, sorry man.
Mike: Nah, I got the graveyard shift.
John: Ouch, sorry man.
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Holmes was out drinking the other day and decided to cross the interstate, he was too drunk to notice any traffic and got hit by six different cars, he died, he be dead, like "graveyard dead".
by Yordys July 14, 2006
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Several coaches have won National Championships as Head Coaches of Division I schools prior to becoming the Head Coach at South Carolina. Not one left South Carolina with a winning record and none have gone on to coach elsewhere following their stint in Columbia.
Several coaches have won National Championships as Head Coaches of Division I schools prior to becoming the Head Coach at South Carolina. Not one left South Carolina with a winning record and none have gone on to coach elsewhere following their stint in Columbia.
W.H. "Dixie" Whaley, W.P. Murphy, William "Bill" Wertenbaker, I.O. Hunt, Byron W. "By" Dickson,
C.R. Williams, Christie Benet, Douglas McKay, John H. Neff, N.B. "Red" Edgerton, Rice Warren,
Dixon Foster, Frank M. Dobson, Sol S. Metzger, Branch Bocock, Harry Lightsey, W.L. "Billy" Laval,
Don McCallister, Rex Enright, Lt. James P. Moran, Williams "Doc" Newton, John D. McMillan,
Warren Giese, Marvin Bass, Paul Dietzel, Jim Carlen, Richard Bell, Joe Morrison, Brad Scott,
Lou Holtz, and now Steve Spurrier have all fallen victim to the "Coaches Graveyard."
C.R. Williams, Christie Benet, Douglas McKay, John H. Neff, N.B. "Red" Edgerton, Rice Warren,
Dixon Foster, Frank M. Dobson, Sol S. Metzger, Branch Bocock, Harry Lightsey, W.L. "Billy" Laval,
Don McCallister, Rex Enright, Lt. James P. Moran, Williams "Doc" Newton, John D. McMillan,
Warren Giese, Marvin Bass, Paul Dietzel, Jim Carlen, Richard Bell, Joe Morrison, Brad Scott,
Lou Holtz, and now Steve Spurrier have all fallen victim to the "Coaches Graveyard."
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